Jackie Mason Explains PDS

Is Palin Derangement Syndrome covered under the new Obama-nation Socialized Medical Plan?

MSNBC, MSDNC or Comedy Central?

John Zigler (see Sarah Palin Video below) Rips MESSNBC’s “Reporter” David Shuster…

So, is that your opinion, David? Is that your opinion, David, as an alleged newsperson? As an alleged newsperson, is that your opinion that she was unprepared to be vice president of the United States? See, that sounds very objective, David…I feel that this is O.J. Simpson interviewing the cops about the murders. I’m the cop, and you’re O.J. Simpson here…You’ve clearly seen this through the prejudiced eye of MSNBC, which has had an agenda since the beginning of the campaign, pro Obama, against Palin, it continues today. And it’s very obvious to everybody you’re a joke

21 Reasons Why Sarah Palin Should NOT be Elected Vice President…

Vote McCain - Palin

1) She is a Woman.

2) She does not believe in killing babies, born or unborn. 

3) She is NOT endorsed by Susan Sarandon, Jane Fonda, Rosie O’Donnell, Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Geraldine Ferrara, Barbara Walters, Helen Thomas, Ellen DeGeneres, Ted Kennedy, Keith Olbermann, Chris Matthews, Barbra Streisand, David Letterman, or others who fervently believe in a Woman’s Right to Choose (to kill babies). 

4) She is married to a Foreigner – a species called ‘Native American’ – meaning her five children are half-breeds. 

5) She has on more than one occasion expressed PRIDE in the United States of America. 

6) Unlike decent, self-respecting, moralistic Democrats everywhere, she has a 17-year-old daughter who became pregnant out of wedlock – AND IS KEEPING THE BABY. 

7) She is a member of the National Rifle Association / actually owns firearms / and knows how to use them. 

8. She has killed a moose, among other animals – and spreads the propaganda that it is hunters, through their license fees, that keep American wildlife from becoming extinct. 

9) She often does her own grocery and other household shopping. 

10) She drives a car, and flies a plane. 

11) She chose to give birth to a child known to be challenged early in her pregnancy, rather than allow a skilled Abortion Doctor to kill it for her. 

12) She refuses to apologize for seeking the termination of an Alaskan State Trooper just because he routinely ran over people and lovingly applied a gentle Taser to his 12-year-old stepson (who, of course, happened to be Gov. Palin’s nephew). 

13) She is inexperienced. And she refuses to admit that her duties as the chief executive in the State of Alaska are nowhere near equal to those of a public servant who was once a Community Organizer, or that of a United States Senator who has carried the awesome burden of overseeing a staff of political appointees – many with terroristic ties. 

14) She has a son who is serving in the U.S. Military, soon to be deployed to the Persian Gulf – probably making her prejudiced against all the peaceful Muslims in that part of the world. 

15) She is on Oprah Winfrey’s ‘Do Not Invite’ list. 

16) She professes to be a Christian, but has no ‘Spiritual Adviser’ – even though Rev. Jeremiah Wright, who served Sen. Obama in that capacity for 20 years, is now available. 

17) She isn’t really a ‘beauty queen,’ as advertised. She was only the runner-up in the Miss Alaska Contest; and Alaska is not a very populous state, anyway. 

18) The Obama-Biden ticket is favored over McCain-Palin, 80% to 20% by our friendly allies in France AND by Cuban Dictator Fidel Castro AND by the leaders of both Iran AND North Korea. 

19) Her children are not properly trained in hygiene. (Did you see her 7-year-old daughter shamelessly lick the entire palm of her hand at the Convention, then use it to slick down the hair of her little brother?) An obviously disgusting and unsanitary act. 

20) She is of mixed English, German, and Irish ancestry – and you KNOW you can’t trust those  Micks.

21) Back to No. 1: This is the one that really galls modern, liberal ‘feminists.’ Gov. Palin is a Woman – a female – a wife and mother – who shaves her legs, wears makeup, dresses smartly, often cooks meals for her family, doesn’t give a rat’s-ass about the National Organization for Women or the all-powerful Teachers Unions – and obviously will never, EVER fit in as a member of the Washington Elite power brokers.

…Remove tongue from cheek

Sarah Smiles

She made History Biden is History (Michelle Malkin)

When you remove editors and news anchors with superior attitudes, guess what you get? A real person that can speak to her experience, defend her beliefs along with John McCain’s positions, and is comfortable in her own skin. She played Pin the Spin on the Donkey by forcing Joe to admit that he and BHO do not support Gay Marriage, and that may come as a surprise to some of their “Progressive” supporters.  She is the type of CHANGE we need, a real person to represent us and the U.S.  On the Other hand…

"Spends a Lot of Time at Home Depot?”

Home Depot Joe was tired looking and wanted us to just think he was a regular guy. Forget all the gaffs and mistakes he makes (the main stream media does), and just blame everything on George Bush and by default, the guy he says he “loves”, John McCain.  I hope Barack gave him his 30 pieces of silver for his work tonight.

No Prompting Necessary to Support McCain/Palin

Did you here the one about the guy who brought a Teleprompter to the Rodeo?

For the record, when you deliver a major speech such as the “State of the Union”, or a nationally televised acceptance speech from a Greek Temple, people use a teleprompter. But when you speak from the heart, often you don’t need a written speech. When you know the subject matter and believe what you are saying because it is from your core, you may occasionally, rely on some notes. But when you simply read words, you need to be reminded what is is you are actually reading. You have to stick to the script, you use a teleprompter.

Last time I was at a rodeo, I didn’t see anyone using a teleprompter. But BHO relied on his best friend at his speech reading at the Colorado Stat Fair yesterday. The irony of BHO at a rodeo vs. Rodeo Drive is stunning. Of course, there are a lot clowns & a lot of Bull$#!+ at a rodeo so it may be appropriate after all. But here’s the point. The “Fluff” V. P. Republician Candidate, according a supporter at a Joe Biden Rally in Michigan (I believe they were meeting in a phone booth), did not need to rely on a teleprompter when she made her acceptance speech at the RNC:

Sarah Palin electrified the Republican convention Wednesday, all the while reading off a faulty teleprompter and an outdated draft, John McCain officials told FOX News on Thursday. The Alaska governor overcame several glitches and technical problems to deliver her speech without getting flustered, impressing McCain and his staff and allowing them to breathe a sigh of relief. (FoxNews)

She spoke from her heart, they were her words (Yes, she had a speech writer, all of them do) but she delivered. I don’t know who is advising BHO & Joe, (I guess I would need to see the credit roll on his teleprompter screen) but they are B league at best. You don’t ask paralyzed State Senators to “Stand-up”, you don’t run ads about McCain mocking his inability to “send emails” (5-1/2 years of torture while a POW serving His country resulted in damage to his extremities), you don’t take a teleprompter to a rodeo. And you sure don’t wear a Cowboy Hat when your from Chicago…

Welcome our new...Sheriff?

Charlie, Charlie, Charlie

Do you think he would have asked this to Honest Abe?  Unlikely.

Charlie Gibson, You Should Be Ashamed of Yourself

The Choice is Simple…

Positive Change – In My Mind

I must admit, I was not a John McCain supporter in the beginning of this election season.  I was hoping I would see the fire in the belly that Fred Thompson had on Tuesday night once he finally entered the race, I wanted the business acumen that Mitt Romney possessed, I wanted the strong Christian values that Mike Huckabee brought to the mix, heck, I wanted the tough on crime attitude of Rudy Giuliani.  I wasn’t paying attention to that “white-haired dude” John McCain.  While I can’t say that don’t have a few disagreements with some of the positions that he as supported, I am humbled when I hear his story and realize the enormous price he has paid personally in the service of our country.

I have never had to do anything in my life that has required the level of sacrifice that John McCain has endured in the service of our country, and neither has the other party’s candidate.  John McCain should not be our President simply because he is a war hero.  And because BHO is not a hero, that should not disqualify him for the office.  But John McCain has a life time of service tempered by a life changing experience that has uniquely prepared him for leadership in this hour.

McCain – Palin ’08  Change is Coming!

Barack O-Nada

Well, leave it to an in your face New Yorker like Rudy Giuliani to call it like it really is… BHO has never been a leader, never run anything he seldom even voted.  While a state legislator in Illinois voted “Present” more times than anything else.  “Present” is not Presidential. You don’t get to simply show up in the Oval Office and just let people know you are there through photo opps and prepared speeches.  You have to make decisions and do more than just show up.

John McCain has been tested through tough times, he is ready to make the tough decisions on day one.  And how dare the dems say that Sarah Palin has no experience! She did more than organize her community, she ran it!  So BHO & Joe better buckle up because it’s gonna be a bumpy ride.

When you have a presidential candidate that is mostly known for being simply “Present” & a V.P. candidate that seems to have a problem with acknowledging the words of others, it’s easy to see why they fear two strong, individuals like John McCain & Sarah Palin.  Barack O-Nada, I can’t thing of a better name for him.

And in Case you Missed it, Here is Newt B-Slapping MSNBC’s Ron Allen … It’s worth it!