Joe: He Always Says What He Means

RNC ad… classic

Make the Obama Dog Vice President

Well, so much for the “Undisclosed Location”… Joe Biden is the Chatty Cathy of the Obama administration. “Hey Joe, about those Nuclear Launch Codes…” please, and then there’s “Never Told Me Nancy” who decides to question the veracity of the CIA… And we haven’t even touched on Timmy TurboTax Geithner… This first 100 days seemed like an eternity.

"Oh, It's Right Here, Behind the Steel Door"

Hillary Won’t Be Happy, She wasn’t the First?

Quick, get the ashtrays and lamps away from the Secretary of State Designate…She’s Gonna Blow! (Please ignore obvious double entranda.)

Obama Administration JibJab Disco Elves

Vodpod videos no longer available. Please enjoy this Obama, Biden, Clinton, Pelosi & Reid Dance Party for Christmas…Pass it along

 

Christmas in October: “Joe The Senator” Strikes Again

Mark my Words...

Remember, this guy was put on the ticket to make up for BHO’s lack of Foreign Policy experience.  “Joe The Senator” has the gravitas and years of honing his skill in the “Upper Body” the U.S. Senate… yet when he speaks, this happens:

“Mark my words,” the Democratic vice presidential nominee warned at the second of his two Seattle fundraisers Sunday. “It will not be six months before the world tests Barack Obama like they did John Kennedy. The world is looking. We’re about to elect a brilliant 47-year-old senator president of the United States of America. Remember I said it standing here if you don’t remember anything else I said. Watch, we’re gonna have an international crisis, a generated crisis, to test the mettle of this guy.”

“I can give you at least four or five scenarios from where it might originate,” Biden said to Emerald City supporters, mentioning the Middle East and Russia as possibilities. “And he’s gonna need help. And the kind of help he’s gonna need is, he’s gonna need you – not financially to help him – we’re gonna need you to use your influence, your influence within the community, to stand with him. Because it’s not gonna be apparent initially, it’s not gonna be apparent that we’re right.” (Political Radar)

Why haven’t they secured “Joe the Senator” in an undisclosed location, they are hiding him from Press Conferences and yet he still manages to give us gifts on a fairly regular basis…

Another Kerry Fumble

And wait, do I hear the Haughty John F. Kerry chiming in? Is it another “Botched Joke“? Well I guess that Depends on how you look at it.  And word on the street is that Kerry will be Sec. of State should BHO & Acorn manage to pull this off! God Help us, no, I mean it, God HELP US!

Sleep With One Eye Open “President Obama”

What's On You Mind Joe?

When Joe Biden opens his mouth, it’s a free for all.  The guy who gave us “Clean & Articulate” has given himself a Field Promotion and is already re-defining the role of the Vice President…

Joe Biden is enjoying himself so much on the campaign trail that occasionally he gets to thinking he’s about to become president. “In a Biden…an Obama-Biden administration,” he said during an event at an American Legion hall here in Rochester, New Hampshire this morning, catching himself just in time.

“We know, we know,” he responded jovially as the crowd realised what he’d said. “It’s hard to get used to. We got his thing the right way.” He pointed at a group of men who were barracking him good-naturedly. “These are my old buddies over here from the shipyard.”

Last month at an event in Fort Myers, Florida, he referred to the “Biden administration” before correcting the phrase and adding as he laughed and crossed himself: “Believe me, that wasn’t a Freudian slip. Oh Lordy day, I tell ya.” (Telegraph London)

 

Sarah Smiles

She made History Biden is History (Michelle Malkin)

When you remove editors and news anchors with superior attitudes, guess what you get? A real person that can speak to her experience, defend her beliefs along with John McCain’s positions, and is comfortable in her own skin. She played Pin the Spin on the Donkey by forcing Joe to admit that he and BHO do not support Gay Marriage, and that may come as a surprise to some of their “Progressive” supporters.  She is the type of CHANGE we need, a real person to represent us and the U.S.  On the Other hand…

"Spends a Lot of Time at Home Depot?”

Home Depot Joe was tired looking and wanted us to just think he was a regular guy. Forget all the gaffs and mistakes he makes (the main stream media does), and just blame everything on George Bush and by default, the guy he says he “loves”, John McCain.  I hope Barack gave him his 30 pieces of silver for his work tonight.

Snow is Hell…

The Team Obama members who drew the short straw and were assigned to the Joe Biden Magical Misery Tour have some spinning to do today. It seems that the same guy who gave us such an apt description of BHO back in February of 2007 “Articulate and Bright and Clean” (CNN) and earlier this month Re-Defined Patriotism as Paying More Taxes (FoxNews), this time has taken a page from the Hillary Clinton 30 seconds over Bosnia war chronicles. (ScottOnCapeCod).

When we last left our “hero”, it was February, 2008. He was 10,500 feet in the mountains of Afghanistan having had his helicopter “Forced Down”. There was a real hero ( A 3 Star General), a RINO (Chuck Hagel, R-Neb) and the looking for his 4th Purple Heart because the landing was a bit rough, John F. Kerry.

The 3 Senators, according to Joe, were on the “superhighway of terror that exists between Afghanistan and Pakistan.” What Joe failed to mention, when he was recalling his Behind Enemy Lines experience, was the reason that  “my helicopter was forced down”… SNOW.  Not enemy gun fire, not evasive action due to a near miss from an RPG, he was on the deck because the well trained, military pilot determined that being on the ground was safer for his aircraft, crew and the 3 Star in the back then continuing to fly in a Snow Storm.  The pilot made the right call, Biden was just along for the ride.