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President Bush Provides Comfort for Easter Bunny

Monday, March 24, 2008- Washington, D.C. – At the Annual Whitehouse Easter Egg Hunt, President Bush was photographed with the guest of honor. He was consoling her after the Easter Bunny overheard a certain Senator from Illinois make a species insensitive remark about the Easter Bunny calling her a “Typical White Bunny.”

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Gore’s Message To Climate Change Skeptics

Sunday, March 30, 2008 – CBS- The former vice president and former presidential candidate talks to 60 Minutes correspondent Lesley Stahl in an interview to be broadcast this Sunday, March 30, at 7 p.m. ET/PT. Confronted by Stahl with the fact some prominent people, including the nation’s vice president, are not convinced that global warming is man-made, Gore responded by breathing fire from his mouth incinerating the former 60 minutes correspondent, walked off the set and was overheard muttering “The earth has a fever, The earth has a fever.”

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¿Puede usted ahora oírme? (Can you hear me now?)

Friday, March 28, 2008 – HAVANA (AP) – First microwaves, now cell phones. Is this the new Cuba? Raul Castro is revolutionizing his brother’s island in small but significant ways – the latest in a decree Friday allowing ordinary Cubans to have cell phone service, a luxury previously reserved for the select few. The new president could be betting greater access to such modern gadgets will quell demand for deeper change. Because nothing helps you forget that you are in a Communist hell hole like a cell phone so you can call all the other oppressed people in your country and talk about your new microwaves or call the service garage to get your 1956 Chevy Bel Air repaired.

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Mobile phones ‘more dangerous than smoking’

By Geoffrey Lean – The Independent
Sunday, 30 March 2008

Mobile phones could kill far more people than smoking or asbestos, a study by an award-winning cancer expert has concluded. He says people should avoid using them wherever possible and that governments and the mobile phone industry must take “immediate steps” to reduce exposure to their radiation.

The study, by Dr Vini Khurana, is the most devastating indictment yet published of the health risks. Well Great, how much does that stink, 2 days ago, the Cubans get a break from Fidel’s brother and can finally have cell phones only to find out that soon they are going to have to give up smoking and their asbestos just to minimise their health risks.

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