Archive for the ‘Political’ Category

We Knew It without “Googling it”

June 24, 2019

BREAKING NEWS: U.S. Launches First Strike on North Korea

August 10, 2017


In a bold preemptive move, President Trump launched our “Christie-Class” ICBM on the Republic of North Korea. He is keeping his word the they would “Be met with fire and fury like the word has never seen.”  This is the first use of this new weapon system, the Christie-Class renders the infrastructure useless as it stops traffic on all bridges and roadways utilizing  “Stealth” technology leaving no evidence that can lead back to the authorizing entity.

Should this not be sufficient, there is rumor that the “Christie-Class Big Shot” can be launched from it’s secret location rumored to be in a Midwest Major League Baseball stadium.

“I fear all we have done is to awaken a Sleeping Giant”…And now they have Launched Him at North Korea… ~ Kim Jong-un


June 14, 2017


And The Campaign Begins…

June 1, 2017

Hillary 2020

fPOTUS: He was the Cool President

March 6, 2017

After the Election…

November 21, 2016


Wednesday morning, after the election, a man called The Hillary Clinton for President Office in Washington, DC and asked what the election results were. The campaign worker told him “Hillary Lost, The nation elected Donald Trump.”
The next day he did the same thing, and she gave him the same answer.
Again, on Friday, he called the Clinton Campaign Office, this time the woman recognized his voice and she said “Sir, you called on Wednesday and asked me the results and I told you Hillary Clinton lost and Donald Trump will be our next President. You called again on Thursday and I told you again, Hillary lost the election and now today you called again and asked me the same question. Why do you keep calling me and asking about the election results?
He said, “I just like hearing you say it.”

Make Thanksgiving Great Again

November 21, 2016

Just in time for your family gathering…


Please feel free to place this hat on whom ever you wish…

Walt Disney was a visionary…

August 1, 2016

Decades ago, Walt Disney told a story about a puppet, with a propensity to lie, a conscience that should have guided him, and the Transformation that occurred because of all the lies… he became a Donkey on Pleasure Island.

If that’s not The current Democrat Presidential Candudate to a tee, I don’t know what else it would be.

Some Things Never Change

June 20, 2016


BREAKING: Obama DoJ releases UNREDACTED Orlando 911 calls, but there’s one HUGE problem

The More Things Change…

December 30, 2015