BREAKING NEWS: U.S. Launches First Strike on North Korea

In a bold preemptive move, President Trump launched our “Christie-Class” ICBM on the Republic of North Korea. He is keeping his word the they would “Be met with fire and fury like the word has never seen.”  This is the first use of this new weapon system, the Christie-Class renders the infrastructure useless as it stops traffic on all bridges and roadways utilizing  “Stealth” technology leaving no evidence that can lead back to the authorizing entity.

Should this not be sufficient, there is rumor that the “Christie-Class Big Shot” can be launched from it’s secret location rumored to be in a Midwest Major League Baseball stadium.

“I fear all we have done is to awaken a Sleeping Giant”…And now they have Launched Him at North Korea… ~ Kim Jong-un

Tags: Beachgate, Chris Christie, North Korea