Archive for August, 2017

BREAKING NEWS: U.S. Launches First Strike on North Korea

August 10, 2017


In a bold preemptive move, President Trump launched our “Christie-Class” ICBM on the Republic of North Korea. He is keeping his word the they would “Be met with fire and fury like the word has never seen.” ¬†This is the first use of this new weapon system, the Christie-Class renders the infrastructure useless as it stops traffic on all bridges and roadways utilizing ¬†“Stealth” technology leaving no evidence that can lead back to the authorizing entity.

Should this not be sufficient, there is rumor that the “Christie-Class Big Shot” can be launched from it’s secret location rumored to be in a Midwest Major League Baseball stadium.

“I fear all we have done is to awaken a Sleeping Giant”…And now they have Launched Him at North Korea… ~ Kim Jong-un