Just a Few Questions
Columbo: Ah. . Sorry to bother you Mr. Obama, Sir. Excuse me Mr. Obama, I mean Senator Obama, sir. Um. I know you are busy and important and stuff. I mean running for president is critical and . . . ah . . . I hate to bother you. This will only take a minute ok, sir?
See, I have some missing pieces of information that are holding me up, and I was wondering sir, if you could take just a little time out of your busy schedule and help me out. You know, no big deal, just some loose ends and things.
Hey, you have a nice place here! The wife sees houses like this on TV all the time and says boy she wishes she had digs like this, you know? Is that painting real? Really? Wow. I saw something like that in a museum once!
Sorry sir. I didn’t mean to get off the track. So if you could just help me out for a minute with some details, I’ll get right out of your way. I want to close this case and maybe take the wife to Coney Island. Ever been to Coney Island? No? Sorry. They have these really great hotdogs there and draft beer in paper cups and….
Well, listen, anyways, I can’t seem to get some information that I need to wrap this up. These little things seem to either be “locked” or “not available’. I’m sure it’s just some oversight or a glitch or something, so if you could you tell me where these things are . . . I . . . I . . . have them written down here somewhere . . . Oh wait. Sorry about the smears. It was raining out. I’ll just read them to you.
Could you help me please find these things, sir?
1. Occidental College records — Not released
2. Columbia College records — Not released
3. Columbia Thesis paper — “not available”
4. Harvard College records — Not released
5. Selective Service Registration — Not released
6. Medical records — Not released
7. Illinois State Senate schedule — “not available”
8. Law practice client list — Not released
9. Certified Copy of original Birth certificate – – Not release
10. Embossed, signed paper Certification of Live Birth — Not released
11. Harvard Law Review articles published — None
12. University of Chicago scholarly articles — None
13. Your Record of baptism– Not released or “not available”
14. Your Illinois State Senate records–“not available”
Oh hey. . Listen! I know you are very busy! Is this too much for you now? I mean, tell you what – I’ll come back tomorrow. Give you some time to get these things together, you know? I know you have very important stuff on your mind. I’ll just let myself out. Be back tomorrow. And the day after, if need more time…
Senator Obama: “Just who wants to know these things?”
Columbo replies: Just THE PEOPLE of America, sir…
Tags: Columbo Questions, Obama
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October 22, 2008 at 3:47 am |
Our politicians are not working within the law, they are all crooks and this just might be the “mistake” that allows congress to amend the Constitution so that people who are not natural citizens to become president of the U.S.
They already tried to get Arnold ok’d for the presidency and have already had bills on the floor for this exact situation.
So, if they get him in, then it would be easy to sell the “mistake” and ammend the Constitution!
Remember, they do not play within the laws, the rules of late are to break them and then write new laws to fit what you are doing! Kind of like a dictatorship with elections and a change of the guard every so often so we have the appearance of democracy!
October 22, 2008 at 10:36 am |
Columbo… amazing! Have you seen Jed Bartlet’s conversation with Obama?