Maybe it’s Time To Get “Joe The Senator” a message minder

If you were a fly on the wall of the BHO Campaign Headquarters you might hear something like this:

Biden is Killing us! Why can’t he keep the voices in his head, IN HIS HEAD! Hey, let’s try something, what if we get him one of those little recorders that you give seniors to remind them where they parked the car, what to get at the store, you know.  We can have CNN or MSDNC record their news/our talking points, and he can play it over and over and maybe, just maybe, he will stay on message… Just don’t record that line from The Manchurian Candidate… “The woods are lovely – dark and deep, But I have promises to keep”, there’s no telling what he would do. He might do something stupid like tell people we are going to be attacked if Barack is elected… Oh, it’s too late, he’s already done that!  You have to be Kidding me!  Why didn’t we go with Hillary?

I Think I can, I Think I Can

Ah, Sen. Obama, Just a Few Questions…

Just a Few Questions

Columbo:  Ah. . Sorry to bother you Mr. Obama, Sir.  Excuse me Mr. Obama, I mean Senator Obama, sir. Um. I know you are busy and important and stuff. I mean running for president is critical and . . . ah . . . I hate to bother you. This will only take a minute ok, sir?

See, I have some missing pieces of information that are holding me up, and I was wondering sir, if you could take just a little time out of your busy schedule and help me out. You know, no big deal, just some loose ends and things.

Hey, you have a nice place here! The wife sees houses like this on TV all the time and says boy she wishes she had digs like this, you know? Is that painting real? Really? Wow. I saw something like that in a museum once!

Sorry sir. I didn’t mean to get off the track. So if you could just help me out for a minute with some details, I’ll get right out of your way. I want to close this case and maybe take the wife to Coney Island. Ever been to Coney Island? No? Sorry. They have these really great hotdogs there and draft beer in paper cups and….

Well, listen, anyways, I can’t seem to get some information that I need to wrap this up. These little things seem to either be “locked” or “not available’. I’m sure it’s just some oversight or a glitch or something, so if you could you tell me where these things are . . . I . . . I . . . have them written down here somewhere . . . Oh wait. Sorry about the smears. It was raining out. I’ll just read them to you. 

Could you help me please find these things, sir?

1.   Occidental College records — Not released
2.   Columbia College records — Not released
3.   Columbia Thesis paper — “not available”
4.   Harvard College records — Not released
5.   Selective Service Registration — Not released
6.   Medical records — Not released
7.   Illinois State Senate schedule — “not available”
8.   Law practice client list — Not released
9.   Certified Copy of original Birth certificate – – Not release
10. Embossed, signed paper Certification of Live Birth — Not released
11. Harvard Law Review articles published — None
12. University of Chicago scholarly articles — None
13. Your Record of baptism– Not released or “not available”
14. Your Illinois State Senate records–“not available”

Oh hey. . Listen! I know you are very busy! Is this too much for you now? I mean, tell you what – I’ll come back tomorrow. Give you some time to get these things together, you know? I know you have very important stuff on your mind. I’ll just let myself out. Be back tomorrow. And the day after, if need more time…

Senator Obama: “Just who wants to know these things?”

Columbo replies:  Just THE PEOPLE of America, sir…

Christmas in October: “Joe The Senator” Strikes Again

Mark my Words...

Remember, this guy was put on the ticket to make up for BHO’s lack of Foreign Policy experience.  “Joe The Senator” has the gravitas and years of honing his skill in the “Upper Body” the U.S. Senate… yet when he speaks, this happens:

“Mark my words,” the Democratic vice presidential nominee warned at the second of his two Seattle fundraisers Sunday. “It will not be six months before the world tests Barack Obama like they did John Kennedy. The world is looking. We’re about to elect a brilliant 47-year-old senator president of the United States of America. Remember I said it standing here if you don’t remember anything else I said. Watch, we’re gonna have an international crisis, a generated crisis, to test the mettle of this guy.”

“I can give you at least four or five scenarios from where it might originate,” Biden said to Emerald City supporters, mentioning the Middle East and Russia as possibilities. “And he’s gonna need help. And the kind of help he’s gonna need is, he’s gonna need you – not financially to help him – we’re gonna need you to use your influence, your influence within the community, to stand with him. Because it’s not gonna be apparent initially, it’s not gonna be apparent that we’re right.” (Political Radar)

Why haven’t they secured “Joe the Senator” in an undisclosed location, they are hiding him from Press Conferences and yet he still manages to give us gifts on a fairly regular basis…

Another Kerry Fumble

And wait, do I hear the Haughty John F. Kerry chiming in? Is it another “Botched Joke“? Well I guess that Depends on how you look at it.  And word on the street is that Kerry will be Sec. of State should BHO & Acorn manage to pull this off! God Help us, no, I mean it, God HELP US!