Time for a Laugh… Dance Hillary, Dance!

I don’t have anything to say…This say’s it all.

A New BILL Clinton Problem

Hillary has had to deal with some serious Bill Clinton problems throughout her life. All the way back to the Arkansas days, from Bimbo Irruptions to shady land deals and of course the “Lewinsky Scandal” and many other less than Presidential issues as the 41st president of the United States of America. But now Hillary has a new kind of BILL problem, she’s not paying hers. Yep, Hillary’s got a case of “Alligator Arms”, she apparently just can’t reach the checkbook. Now, vendors are starting to say “No” when her campaign says “we would like you to do some work for Hillary and please “BILL” Clinton 2008.” They want to be paid up-front, here’s why.

Hillary Rodham Clinton’s cash-strapped presidential campaign has been putting off paying hundreds of bills for months — freeing up cash for critical media buys but also earning the campaign a reputation as something of a deadbeat in some small-business circles.

A pair of Ohio companies owed more than $25,000 by Clinton for staging events for her campaign are warning others in the tight-knit event production community — and anyone else who will listen — to get their cash upfront when doing business with her. Her campaign, say representatives of the two companies, has stopped returning phone calls and e-mails seeking payment of outstanding invoices. One even got no response from a certified letter. (Full Story)

HRC’s campaign is now C.O.D but if things don’t improve in the polls it will soon be D.O.A. which is good for the GOP because even with JMac they should soundly defeat BHO which is OK by me. DSW

There Will Be Blood

The Dems are loosing sleep over the Faustian Deal they face by not choosing one of their two incredibly liberal candidates. Do they deny Hillary her ascension to what she thought was her rightful place, President of the United States. So confident was she, that she viewed planning beyond the first Super Tuesday as unessential and the process just a formality. Then came Barry.

Now with BHO having jumped to such a surprising lead right out of the gate, Hillary is acting like Howard Hughes repeating “the way of the future, the way of the future” as she lies about her past to reinvent her relevance from “Living History” to the reality that she was just along for the ride. This has party leaders fearful that all this is doing is strengthening the Republicans chances for retaining the Oval Office as Hillary & Barry beat each other up before Denver.

Barring a complete meltdown by Obama, Clinton has almost no chance of surpassing his number of pledged delegates, even if she scores upset wins in states such as Oregon, which votes May 20. But such victories would encourage her to keep criticizing Obama – her only hope for the nomination – and thus heighten doubts about Obama’s ability to defeat Republican Sen. John McCain in the fall.

“This is going to give Republicans a chance to try to destroy everything we’ve been trying to work for for eight years,” said Ken Foxworth, a Democratic National Committee member from Minnesota and superdelegate who backs Obama. (Full Story)

Christmas in March for Republicans, who would have thought it.

She Just Doesn’t Get it

Let’s review the last few days for the Senator from New York: She had some problems recently recalling events as they actually happened from her past, for example:

1. Sniper fire in Bosnia, Let’s go to the Videotape…
2. Bringing Peace to Ireland. (see below)
3. Playing in a Junior High Girls Soccer game in Park Ridge, Il in the 60’s (Soccer was not a school sport at Hillary’s School at that time)
4. She was named after Sir Edmund Hillary. (She admitted she was wrong. He climbed Mt. Everest five years after her birth.)
5. She learned in The Wall Street Journal how to make a killing in the futures market. (It didn’t cover the market back then.)

So she has a problem with the past, now she seems to be having a problem with the present. She just will not accept the fact that it is over. The train has left the station and short of her, or her operatives pulling a Snidely Whiplash and using the Super Delegates to derail BHO, it’s over. Yet, she presses on…

“There are millions of reasons to continue this race: people in Pennsylvania, Indiana and North Carolina, and all of the contests yet to come,” Clinton told reporters Friday. “This is a very close race and clearly I believe strongly that everyone should have their voices heard and their votes counted.”

The former first lady weathered a two-pronged blow Friday, with influential Pennsylvania Sen. Bob Casey Jr. endorsing Obama and another Senate colleague, Vermont Democrat Patrick Leahy, urging her to step aside. But to hear Clinton tell it, it was just another day in an epic primary battle whose result is still not known. (Full Story)

Imagine that, having to continue being the Senator from New York, remember, she never actually pledged that she would fill out her second term if the good people of New York re-elected her, but democrats throughout the country may hold her to that anyway.

Irish Amnesia…

The old joke goes like this this: Question– “What’s the definition of Irish Amnesia? Answer– “You forget everything except the grudges.”

Well, Hillary it seems has a wee bit of a problem when it comes to remembering her involvement in policy matters when she was the wife of the President of the United States of America. Rather than rewind the entire history of her self described “accomplishments” let’s go to todays “History According to Hillary.”

Today, Hillary’s belief that she was a driving force in the Irish peace process has bubbled up to the surface of the MSM’s collective conscience. It seems that Hillary had a bit-o-bad luck this St. Patrick’s Day. Not only did the “30 Seconds over Bosnia” Sniper story come back to bite her, but her “Magical Thinking” about her role in the Irish peace process is, no pun intended, “in their sites.” Here’s what a real Irishman, who was there, has to say:

“It’s crazy for Hillary to say she played a role in bringing peace to Northern Ireland. … She seems to be confusing her record with her husband’s,” said Robin Wilson, founder of a Northern Ireland think tank, Democratic Dialogue.

In a December 2007 interview with ABC News, Clinton said: “In just the last few weeks, the new leaders of the Northern Ireland government, Dr. Ian Paisley and Martin McGuinness, made a special effort to see me. Why? Because I helped in that process, not just standing by and witnessing, but actually getting my hands into it, creating opportunities for people on both sides of the sectarian divide to come together.”

Clinton’s longtime claims to have played a difference-making role in Northern Ireland attracted no criticism until the buildup to St. Patrick’s Day this year. To some ears, her most recent comments have raised a false impression that she helped produce the landmark Good Friday peace accord of 1998. (Full Story)

For Hillary, St. Patrick’s Day is turning out to be more like Groundhog’s Day (The Movie). I just hope that she’s never elected President as I would hate for her to answer the phone at 3:00 am and forget just who are our allies and who is the enemy. DSW

The H-Bomb (New footage from that fateful day)

Classic Response to Hillary The Hero of Bosnia…

Note: One little CGA bloody part so be careful of the kiddies!

“Let’s Get Ready to Rumble”

Last night, Greta van Susteren interviewed Hillary Clinton on Fox News. Hillary was about as subtle as a Drive By Shooting, see if you can pick it up:

VAN SUSTEREN: And if he says, no, I won’t do it, that leaves Michigan and Florida out. And does that leave you out?

CLINTON: No. Not at all, because we are going to make sure those votes get counted, one way or another.

VAN SUSTEREN: How?

CLINTON: Well, you know, you can always go to the convention. That is what credential fights are for. You know, let’s have the Democratic Party go on record against seating the Michigan and Florida delegations three months before the general election? I don’t think that will happen. I think they will be seated. So that is where we are headed if we don’t get this worked out.

If Hillary moves to a credentials fight, the scene in Denver will be more like West Side Story than Love Story.  Imagine how difficult it will be for the MSM to show delegates and their horrible behavior all the while never mentioning their party affiliation.  “CNN Presents the 2008 ________ National Convention Live from Denver.” 

The only remaining mystery is whether Hillary is a Shark or a Jet… Well maybe that’s not so much of a mystery. DSW

McCain Gallups to Victory?

If McCain vs. Obama, 28% of Clinton Backers Go for McCain
If McCain vs. Clinton, 19% of Obama backers go for McCain

PRINCETON, NJ — A sizable proportion of Democrats would vote for John McCain next November if he is matched against the candidate they do not support for the Democratic nomination. This is particularly true for Hillary Clinton supporters, more than a quarter of whom currently say they would vote for McCain if Barack Obama is the Democratic nominee.

While I was not exactly thrilled with some of what I heard at John McCain’s press conference today in California, it seems my disappointment is him is not as as great as the Dems disappointment in their own party’s opposing candidate. While this is encouraging, we still need to keep Sen. McCain true to his word and not let him view Democrat support as license to abandon conservative principals.

“What She Meant to Say Was…”

RE: Bosnia Trip 1996- What you say should match what the Videotape record of the event shows… Her handlers tried to spin the story and say the “Sniper Fire” was in the hills around the airfield. (Strike 1) They ran for the Cars with their heads down (Strike 2) There was no greeting party when they landed (Swing and a miss, Strike 3, She’s Out!) Let’s go to the Videotape.

Operation Chaos… SP’s are loosing it!

I like the old logo from Get Smart better than Rush’s but I’m sure there are some copywrite issues that he would have to worry about.

The Democrat party looks like a scene from the the book/movie ALIVE. They are chewing each other apart and we Conservatives are just watching and waiting.  The main course will be served in Colorado in late August at the DNC Convention (If there is anything left on the bones, otherwise it’s time to make soup.)

Bill Clinton is called a McCarthy-ite, Bill Richardson is labeled a “Judas” by James Carville, Liberal Feminists are upset that Hillary as a nutcracker figure is OK for some but they want to know why it’s so wrong for Obama be portrayed as a Stepin Fetchit action figure?  Kennedy & Kerry are abandoning the will of Massachusetts Democrats and drinking the Obama Super Delegate Kool-Aid, and Hillary has to make up stories to punch-up the FACTS that came to light when her calendar of events as the wife of the President of the United States was released this past week.  CHOMP. CHOMP, CHOMP.

Pass fava beans and a nice Chianti.